“You’re so innocent.”

That’s what you think.

  • me: walks into school
  • me: so when can i leave
  • me: dont cry dont cry dont cry
  • mind: dont cry dont cry dont cry
  • me:
  • eyes: lol lets go niagra falls on this bitch
School is almost over.

(Source: funniestpostz)

basically all my sentences start with one of these

  • ok so
  • basically
  • omg
  • no but seriously
  • actually
  • ok
  • wow
  • ok wow (or wow ok)
  • wait
  • omg
  • but wait
  • no wait
  • wait what
  • guys
  • i mean
  • oh wow
  • so like

(Source: africans)

I suck at texting unless:

lbreezy:

  • I am in a relationship with you
  • If you are cute
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck
  • I want you in my bed

(Source: mssukeekai)